I was going to go with flabtastic. The cheap jokes never stop.
Though we rarely hear “good news” these days – bombarded with war, natural disasters and the likes – news stories and events which are very entertaining indeed pop up every now and again.
There is one released a few days ago which I love, here are the highlights:
Obese Inmate Uses Fat Rolls to Smuggle Gun
Fatty felon wedges gun between his fat folds
A 500 lbs. inmate at a Texas prison was able to sneak a gun past guards after cleverly using his fat flab to his advantage.
The gun was finally discovered when the corpulent convict finally fessed, showing prison guards the gun during a shower break.
Houston Police Officers Union president Gary Blankinship said officers were trained how to search obese people. "We teach officers to lift up and look under," he said. This would have been an interesting class to attend.
Source: http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/weird/Obese-Inmate-Hide-Gun-in-his-Fat-52795392.html
and http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3430966.html?menu
Unfortunately there are no actual images of the gun flab. I would have posted them for sure.
I should write posts which are actually related to the readings. Maybe next time.
